@landforce
Instagram · Greenscreen Talking Head
@landforce Calling all Portland area golfers and boy math aficionados - I have a bad idea for u 🏴☠️ #golflife #golfersofinstagram #portlandrealestate
@landforce
Instagram · Greenscreen Talking Head
@landforce Calling all Portland area golfers and boy math aficionados - I have a bad idea for u 🏴☠️ #golflife #golfersofinstagram #portlandrealestate
Performance
Video #9964 · Greenscreen Talking Head
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The creator analyzes a local golf course listing by breaking down its financials, location, and physical assets using a green screen format. He identifies a specific value-add opportunity regarding the lack of events since COVID and proposes a strategy to increase profitability, concluding with his opinion on the listing price.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 35%
GOLF COURSE FOR SALE
Verbal hook · 25%
There's a golf course for sale down the street.
Visual hook · 40%
Split screen showing investment highlights document on top and the creator pointing upwards on the bottom, followed by sweeping aerial drone footage of a green golf course.
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There's a for sale . Here's the breakdown.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The 'Boy Math' Invitation - Introduces a high-stakes asset and invites the viewer to participate in a simplified, enthusiastic financial justification.
Payoff
The Rationalized Verdict - Concludes that the high price is actually 'reasonable' based on the specific logic and upside just presented.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The 'Napkin Math' Deal Memo
Demystifying a high-ticket opportunity by breaking down the financials and identifying a specific 'value-add' angle that makes an impossible purchase seem reasonable.
The Context Anchor
Establishes the asset's tangible value through proximity to recognizable landmarks or personal relevance.
The Data Dump
Delivers a rapid-fire sequence of hard numbers (revenue, price, size) to establish the baseline reality and legitimacy of the deal.
The Revenue Deconstruction
Analyzes the current income streams to separate the core business from the peripheral noise.
The 'Sleeping Giant' Reveal
Identifies a massive inefficiency or underutilized asset (the 'alpha') that the current owners are neglecting.
The Renovation Fantasy
Paints a vivid picture of the specific, low-effort actions needed to unlock the hidden value identified in the previous beat.
Calling all Portland area golfers and boy math aficionados - I have a bad idea for u 🏴☠️ #golflife #golfersofinstagram #portlandrealestate
informational · beginning
INVESTMENT HIGHLIGHTS
title · beginning
GOLF COURSE FOR SALE
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Merryweather National
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30
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2.1 million
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315
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6.5 mil
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32,000
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upside
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Covid
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Let's go
There's a golf course for sale down the street. Come boy math with me. This is Meriwether National about 10 miles from Nike HQ and thirty minutes from my house. Love the name, by the way. Shout out Lewis. Shout out Clark. Shout out Sacagawea. So 2,100,000.0 best last year, similar run rate this year, profitable, sitting on 315 acres with more than two miles of river frontage enlisted at 6.5 mil. With only 32,000 rounds played last year, I think the golf revenue is, like, a little more than half of that 2.1 mil. But this place has an 18 and a nine hole exec. And the biggest upside here besides removing the blue cabinets in the pro shop, there has been no events since COVID. Wake up, brothers. Rip out this carpet, and we're in play. Summer weddings alone could make this business and then the golf will just be a bonus. I have zero clue what 300 acres in the Lambda Valley of better rights is worth, but 6.5 seems kinda reasonable to me. Let's go.