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🌴LA Coffee Shop🌴 Episode 56: Theater Kid visits the LA shop featuring @dylanadler_ 🎭 Starring @winnie_thepooj as Thyme and @darrylgenejr as Cale\n\nThanks to: Guest Director @hloevner, DP/Color @eyalbaucohen, Sr. Editor @nitay.dagan, Assistant Editor @hudsonmakesmovies, Sound Mix @raananfogel, Sound Recording @verronicahein, Associate Producer @hannahmeholick and @couplet for the space!
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Stopping by for a quick coffee before tech rehearsal. I'm in an all Asian production of Chicago called San Francisco. Pop, squish, tech, silicone, Asians. I didn't know they had theater kids in LA. Excuse me. Let me speak to your manager. I am the manager. No. That's my vocal warm up. Excuse me. Let me speak to your manager. This isn't a Carnegie Mellon practice room. Are you gonna order? I will have a hot tea, 75 degrees, three lemons, a gallon of honey, and a wheatgrass shot. Are you, like, sick? No. I'm on vocal rest. You should have started that vocal rest outside. Are you trying to communicate? I don't speak theater. Oh, no. I'm harmonizing with the coffee machine. I can harmonize to everything. I have perfect pitch. This is so annoying. This is so annoying. Black tap. Here's your shot. Okay. Wait. No. Our wheat rank has been expired since no eight. We need that back. I am not throwing away my shot, you Ehrenberg. Oh, brother. This is not the room where that happens. Eliza. That'll be $25.23. $25.23 better is too much for coffee. $25.23 good be the price of the grinder. This is theater. Not the coffee grinder, but the gay hook up app grinder. I use grinder exclusively to promote my art projects. Better cortado. How long do you think tier our mission? It seems he has a reprise or not. So I'm not gonna pay, and I'll see you baristas in hell. But please come to my stage reading. Look. Apparently, you play Kris and Kylie in keeping up the Kardashian musical, the musical, the series. LA better scene is so weird.