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Not this guy again.
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Cale!
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I told you, you can't turn our shop into a Chase Bank.
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Actually, I don't think we've met before. I'm Dan.
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You're not from the bank? Because it's really giving Chase Sapphire.
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No, I'm from Indiana.
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What's Indiana? Is that like a video game?
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It's an American state.
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That's not in any atlas I've seen.
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Wow, you guys have so many incredible drinks here.
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I want one of everything.
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This isn't a Baskin Robbins. We don't do free samples.
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I'll try the burnt honey miso latte.
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Me so excited to see what that's all about.
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And the adaptogenic black sesame elixir.
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And the pistachio sweet potato matcha.
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Oh, you got money? Join the country club.
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What kind of milk do you want?
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Today we have acorn, poppy seed, banana and turtle.
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Wow. I didn't even know reptiles produced milk.
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That's very European.
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They don't.
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That'll be $90.
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Well, the price is the price.
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What is acceptable for a tip around here?
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65% is customary.
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Oh, that sounds reasonable. I love your outfits, by the way.
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You guys look like you're from the future.
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Time is a rubber band, so maybe we are.
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We could be from 1776 or 2125 or 5 minutes ago.
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For sure.
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You know, I would love to do what you guys do someday.
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Is there any sort of, like, barista course I could take?
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Maybe night class, something over zoom?
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We can teach you.
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Do you have health insurance?
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Yeah, Blue Cross Blue Sh-
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Get rid of it.
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Delete Microsoft Office from your computer.
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The entire suite.
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Even Word?
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That should be the first one to go.
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If you want to excel.
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How else are you supposed to keep track of your expenses?
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Don't shower for a week, then come get your uniform.
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Yeah, you can't dress like that.
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You look like you're being investigated by the SEC for insider trading.
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Oh, that actually happened to someone I know.
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He is a LinkedIn mutual.
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Are you like a LinkedInfluencer?
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Oh god, I love LinkedIn.
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I have a guilty pleasure for positivity.
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I love a success story.
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Hi. Can I get...
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Oh, hi. Sorry, we're only open from 8 to 8:15 a.m. on Tuesdays,
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and we're not looking for any new customers at this time.
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How was that?
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That was so good.
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I couldn't be prouder.