Italian customer trains hipster baristasfrom @bkcoffeeshop

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Ciao. I'm on my lunch break. I don't have too much of time. That's literally not our problem. You don't need to scare me. I've never seen you before. Do you work in this neighborhood? I work at Roma Fimicino, Reproto de Roma. I am on my twelve hour lunch break. I decide to come to Good, not a good place. We don't serve Italian coffee as a statement against the glorification of Eurocentric beverages. And we don't appreciate you rushing us. This isn't baggage claim. Your customer service, need improve. In Italy, we do it very well. Excuse me. Number one, this door, it's too easy to open. It's too fast. And number two, why are you are working all the time? We're open, like, six hours a week. No one's ever said that to us. You are working weekend. You don't have a life. We're only open thirty seconds on Saturdays. From 5AM to 5AM in thirty seconds. I will be a typical North American customer. And you, me you. Could not get a spaghetti made bowl in the frappuccino with better, please? American dollar only. This isn't the Olive Garden Times Square. Bad. You need to start by saying, you are screaming. They are yelling. It's painful for you. It's actually not a bad idea. And if the customer rank, where is the bathroom? We only have a non binary bathroom, so none of us here can use it. Bad. There is no toilet. There is no toilet in the building. Best me along a mocha frappugino with the milk, please. Today, all we have is filtered water from the Hudson Tier. You need to say, this is not the latte order kiosk. This is the coffee order kiosk. If you want the latte order kiosk, you need to turn around, exit, go to the other side of the street and invent. Okay? And if you want milk, you need to go to the subway, go to the supermarket and buy the milk. Finally, you say, this order is completely wrong. Your order is completely wrong. Brava. And do we actually serve the customer or do we just tier at them until they leave? You take the coffee pot and you pour the coffee on the better. Because why? Oh, because coffee is a drug. Drug. They asked for a coffee. They did not ask for a cup. If you want a cup, you need to say I want a cup. I cannot, read your brain. You have a talent, Alexa, which we've never seen. Would you wanna work here? Absolutely no. A customer. Show me how you do. Hi. Can I get No? It's not possible. Are you serious? No. It's just not a coffee shop. How's that? Perfecto. I finished lunch. It's time for me to go back to Rome.