@mirandadoesbrands
TikTok · Greenscreen Talking Head
@mirandadoesbrands If I were launching a brand for Jacob Elordi, this is what I’d do #marketing #branding #brandstrategy #celebritybrand
@mirandadoesbrands
TikTok · Greenscreen Talking Head
@mirandadoesbrands If I were launching a brand for Jacob Elordi, this is what I’d do #marketing #branding #brandstrategy #celebritybrand
Performance
Video #25961 · Greenscreen Talking Head
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The creator presents a hypothetical brand strategy for actor Jacob Elordi, proposing a men's makeup line called "Form" framed as "cosmetic skincare." She details the initial product line, justifies the market opportunity with statistics on men secretly buying makeup, and argues why Elordi is the perfect celebrity to launch such a brand, ending with a question to the audience.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 55%
CELEBRITY BRANDS I WISH EXISTED JACOB ELORDI
Verbal hook · 40%
Everyone loves to hate on celebrity brands, but this is one I wish existed.
Visual hook · 5%
A composite shot featuring the creator in the foreground speaking into a microphone, layered over a large, stylized photo of Jacob Elordi with bold title text.
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Steal this for your own video
Everyone loves to hate on , but here's one I wish existed: for .
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Subvert a popular, negative opinion ('Everyone hates celebrity brands') with a compelling counter-example ('but this is one I wish existed') to create immediate intrigue.
Payoff
Transfers the thought experiment to the audience with a direct, open-ended question ('What do you think? Who would buy this?') that invites participation, debate, and drives engagement in the comments.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Hypothetical Founder Blueprint
To propose a detailed, hypothetical business venture for a public figure, making it feel like a real, viable idea by building an immersive scenario, detailing the product concept, and justifying it with market data and personality analysis.
The Aspirational Scenario
Creates an immersive, high-stakes hypothetical situation for a central figure ('Picture this. You're Jacob Elordi...'), inviting the audience into a world of status and opportunity to set the stage for a compelling problem.
The Concept Reveal
Poses a central question ('What do you launch?') and immediately answers it with the core brand concept, providing a clear and concise solution to the scenario.
The 'AKA' Product Breakdown
Details the specific components of the concept while re-framing them with clever, accessible language ('under eye recovery stick AKA concealer') to make the idea feel both innovative and understandable.
The Market Validation
Introduces a surprising statistic or piece of data ('7 million men... secretly purchased makeup') to prove a hidden demand or market gap, lending credibility and authority to the entire premise.
The 'Perfect Fit' Justification
Connects the central figure's specific, known attributes ('masculine enough... feminine enough') directly to the needs of the market gap, arguing why they are uniquely positioned to solve the problem and legitimize the product.
If I were launching a brand for Jacob Elordi, this is what I’d do #marketing #branding #brandstrategy #celebritybrand
title · beginning
CELEBRITY BRANDS I WISH EXISTED
title · beginning
JACOB ELORDI
branding · middle
FORM COSMETIC SKINCARE
informational · middle
Top motivations for using grooming, skincare, and cosmetics
Everyone loves to hate on celebrity brands, but this is one I wish existed. Picture this. You're Jacob Elordi. You've just been named the most eligible bachelor of 2026, and now you're rumored to be dating Kendall Jenner. The girls will fancy you. The guys will want to be you. What do you launch? Form, a makeup brand for men or, as we'll call it, cosmetic skin care. He'd launched with three products, an under eye recovery stick AKA concealer, a pore minimizing serum AKA a primer, and an ultra lightweight skin corrector AKA a skin tier. Products to help men look their best without looking like they're wearing makeup. Because hear me out, 7,000,000 men in The US last year secretly purchased makeup. They're mostly buying women's brands. The demand is there, but men just need someone to give them permission. And who better than Jacob Elordi? He's masculine enough to win over straight men, feminine enough to credibly launch a makeup rank. What do you think? Who would buy this?