Rapid fire red carpet reviewfrom @johnmvilla2

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Best Awards. Are you kidding me? This is wild business. Starting with the Queen. This is how I feel wearing a duvet around my house when it's cold. This gigantic puckered coat is by Kilian Better and it is fabulous on her. Not everything has to be skin tight to be glamorous. You also need real gravitas to carry a piece like this. Speaking of which, Tiana Taylor and Stephane Roland Couture. I want an oil painting of this head and shoulders on my wall. She looks like a literal Renaissance queen through the lens of contemporary couture, this dramatic sculptural gown. The headpiece, the color is phenomenal. I just can't with this. I know how some of you feel about the chest forward dressing that Alandria likes to do, but I love the gold highlight on the cleavage. That's crazy. And this color on her is insane. Okay. Janae Craig. The top is giving concha. I think the color isn't great, better, oh, good. The fit is so wrong. I like the slicked back tier, though. Keke Palmer wore Gucci, and, of course, I love it. It's Keke. It's sparkly. It looks amazing on her. Two d squared looks from Dochi. This is from 2006. This crochet is really textural and cool. It hugs her just tier. And this black peekaboo lace is really dramatic with the layered necklaces. I really like it. Kelly Rowland. Nothing wrong with a cowl neck tube gown in this sparkly gold against her skin. Forget it. I think Lizzo looks nice. I like the kind of wet look of the drapery on the bodice. Sparkly and ethereal. I cannot tell what French Montana is wearing. I think it might be leather overalls with the straps down, but then this panel on the front of the shirt looks like it's all connected. It's very confusing. Chloe Bailey and Valdrine Sahidi. I love the contoured edges and those exaggerated points on the bust. It all makes her look a thousand miles long. Okay. Stay with me. I think I like this on Ava Marcel. It's by Mulator, and it's just such a bold color with really exaggerated details. It's funky, but I like it. LaMillion doe long. This feels very rocker chick. I like the swirling ribbons on the bodice in particular, but it's all very edgy. Coco Jones and Bad Soda. Bold red, gold accessories, long flowing hair. Just gorgeous. And miss Janet Jackson doing Janet Jackson. The Tupac tier shirt, all the layered belts and stacked bracelets. The veiled hat. It's so much, but somehow it works. Let me know who had your favorite look. Okay. Bye.