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Just drove all the way to Broadway to check out this play we thought looked really rad and had some performances in mind we wanted to give and literally were looked at as if we no longer play Mary anymore. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and you just lost a huge night of theatre. But y’all should go check out “Oh, Mary!” on Broadway if you enjoy being treated like Brenda Fricker pigeon lady character in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. For sure, check it out 👎
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Hi. I'm Mary Todd Lincoln, and I'm passing the phone to someone whose husband is yes. Hi. I'm Mary Todd Lincoln, and I'm passing the phone to someone whose favorite book is Webster's Dictionary. Hi. I'm Mary Todd Lincoln, and I'm passing the phone to someone who never goes near her children. My children? I have but just met them. I'm Mary Todd Lincoln, and I'm passing the phone to someone who is a rather well known niche cabaret legend. Hi. I'm Mary Todd Lincoln, and I'm passing the phone to the original creator, writer, and tier. Oh, Mary. Hi. I'm Mary Todd Lincoln, and I'm passing the phone to someone who threw an entire woman down the stairs. Hi. I'm Mary Todd Lincoln, and I don't need a governess.