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@realdanyang I didn’t know it was illegal to be a woman in stem
@realdanyang
Instagram · Greenscreen Talking Head
@realdanyang I didn’t know it was illegal to be a woman in stem
Performance
Video #46296 · Greenscreen Talking Head
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The creator delivers a satirical monologue defending Elizabeth Holmes, arguing that she was wrongly imprisoned for being a "woman in STEM" and that defrauding wealthy investors is a justifiable act. He uses a series of images and clips as B-roll to identify her prominent investors, claiming they are just "salty" for getting "gamed." He concludes with a comedic, unrelated observation about the intelligence of people working in the tech industry.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 50%
Free Elizabeth Holmes
Verbal hook · 45%
In America, they throw you in jail for being a woman in STEM.
Visual hook · 5%
A picture-in-picture style overlay of the creator speaking into a microphone, positioned over a close-up, slightly unsettling image of a woman's face.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Open with a highly provocative and counter-cultural statement that defends a widely condemned person or idea, framing them as a victim.
Payoff
The final beat, 'The Absurdist Pivot,' delivers the comedic payoff by revealing the entire argument was a setup for an unexpected joke, validating the viewer's suspicion that the take was not serious.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Satirical Justification Spiral
To defend an indefensible position using a series of increasingly absurd logical fallacies, culminating in a non-sequitur punchline that reveals the comedic nature of the argument.
The Systemic Inversion
Justify the condemned action by redefining it as the expected, or even correct, behavior within the system it occurred in.
The Personal Culpability Shift
Shift the blame from the perpetrator to the victims by arguing that their gullibility or participation makes them responsible for their own misfortune.
The 'Sore Loser' Taunt
Dismiss any complaints or consequences as simple bitterness from those who were outsmarted or 'lost the game,' often adding an identity-based jab.
The Absurdist Pivot
Conclude the argument with a completely unrelated, tangential observation or insult that serves as a comedic punchline, breaking the logical chain and providing a satisfying release.
I didn’t know it was illegal to be a woman in stem
title · throughout
Free Elizabeth Holmes
informational · middle
RUPERT MURDOCH - $125M
informational · middle
DEVOS FAMILY - $100M
informational · middle
JIM MATTIS - $85K
informational · middle
HENRY KISSINGER - $3M
In America, they throw you in jail for being a woman in STEM. Free my girl Elizabeth Holmes, man. She did nothing wrong. Like, what? She... Frauded best? That's what you're supposed to do to investors is fraud them. That's the whole point of fraud and the whole point of investors. It's a symbiotic relationship. And, yeah, maybe she manipulated me and I fell for her mind tricks. Whatever. Like, what's the worst that can happen if you let her free? I'm just saying if I had a $140,000,000 and Elizabeth Holmes convinces me to invest in a magic box, that's on me. She did nothing wrong. She got my ass. All these investors are just salty because she got your ass, dude. You got gamed. You lost to a girl and an old Indian guy. Also, I worked in tech before rank I can guarantee you 90% of people that work in tech cannot explain to you why who's on first is funny. They're simply not wired to understand things like that.