@fakeplasticbrands
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@fakeplasticbrands I’ve got you
@fakeplasticbrands
Instagram · Carousel
@fakeplasticbrands I’ve got you
Performance
Video #49998 · Carousel
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A satirical carousel post that parodies self-help and creative advice by suggesting increasingly absurd, dangerous, or illegal activities as 'hobbies', unified by a distinct lo-fi aesthetic and blue censorship boxes.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook
hobbies to pick up as a creative that you will actually enjoy
Verbal hook
I’ve got you
Visual hook
Absurdist imagery featuring a person in a full floral bodysuit using a weed whacker, with their face obscured by a bright blue square, creating immediate confusion and pattern interruption.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Present a highly relatable, value-promising title card targeting a specific identity or pain point to create a false sense of sincerity.
Payoff
The final slide delivers the most extreme or historically ridiculous item, acting as a punchline that rewards the user for swiping to the end without ever breaking character.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Satirical Bait-and-Switch Listicle
Hook the audience with a promise of genuine, relatable advice for a specific demographic, then immediately subvert expectations by listing highly inappropriate, absurd, or destructive alternatives presented with absolute sincerity.
The Immediate Subversion
The first list item completely shatters the expectation set by the hook, replacing helpful advice with something destructive, counterproductive, or absurd.
The Absurdity Escalation
Subsequent slides present a rapid-fire sequence of increasingly unhinged, illegal, or chaotic items, maintaining the exact same deadpan formatting to heighten the comedic contrast.
I’ve got you
title · photo_0
hobbies to pick up as a creative that you will actually enjoy
informational · photo_1
heavy drinking
informational · photo_2
sacrificial worship
informational · photo_3
chain smoking
informational · photo_4
bare knuckle boxing
informational · photo_5
tax evasion
informational · photo_6
graverobbing
informational · photo_7
trials by combat