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@danielcoffeen3 Top 🔟 SHITFLUENCER Mistakes ❌ Comment “OPPORTUNITY” for my FREE Guide on how to influence properly. Thank God @goob_u2 coined this term. #bodybuilding #gym #bodybuilder #fitness #instagram #influencer
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Eating lunch while listing influencer mistakesfrom @danielcoffeen3
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Overview
The creator eats a meal in his car while delivering a rapid-fire list of unethical behaviors to avoid in the fitness influencer industry, using specific examples and visual overlays before concluding with a call-to-action to learn proper influencing.
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Simple outline
- 1List specific industry taboos
- 2Deliver blunt judgment per item
- 3Pivot to positive alternative
- 4Pitch solution via keyword
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Hook analysis
What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 55%
SHITFLUENCERS
Verbal hook · 35%
Don't claim natty when you're not.
Visual hook · 10%
Close-up of a shirtless man with a mustache in a car, shaking a seasoning packet over a meal while making direct eye contact.
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Hook and payoff
The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The Hypocrisy Callout - Instantly attacking a common, relatable lie in the niche to establish authenticity.
Payoff
The Insider's Invite - The promise of learning the secrets behind the creator's own success.
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Narrative framework
The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Roast & Recruit Framework
Using a rapid-fire list of industry-specific 'don'ts' (negative constraints) delivered with high-status aggression to build authority, before pivoting that authority into a mentorship offer.
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The Ethics Gauntlet
A rapid succession of moral/ethical failings common to the industry, called out one by one to establish the creator's moral high ground.
- 2
The Status Attack
Shifting from business ethics to mocking personal behaviors that signal insecurity or fake status (renting cars, editing photos).
- 3
The Golden Rule
Summarizing the entire list into a single, vulgar, memorable commandment that acts as the philosophy's anchor.
- 4
The Authority Pivot
Transitioning from the aggressive critic to the helpful mentor by claiming there is a 'proper' way to succeed.
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The Gatekeeper's CTA
Offering access to the 'proper' method in exchange for a specific comment keyword, leveraging the authority built during the roast.
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Top 🔟 SHITFLUENCER Mistakes ❌ Comment “OPPORTUNITY” for my FREE Guide on how to influence properly. Thank God @goob_u2 coined this term. #bodybuilding #gym #bodybuilder #fitness #instagram #influencer
Text overlays
title · beginning
SHITFLUENCERS
informational · beginning
Don't claim natty when you're not
informational · beginning
Don't ask for nude check-in photos
informational · middle
Don't cheat people out of their money
informational · middle
Don't sell a service and then not deliver on it
informational · middle
Don't push shitty products that you don't use
informational · middle
Don't shrink your head or your waist
informational · end
Don't expect free stuff
informational · end
Don't edit your stage photo
informational · end
Don't be a cunt
call-to-action · end
OPPORTUNITY
Transcript
Don't claim natty when you're not. Just own your shit. Don't ask for nude check-in photos. That's creepy as fuck. Don't cheat people out of their money. You already have more than them. Don't sell a service and then not deliver on it. If you do, you suck. Don't push shitty products that you don't use. Double suck. Don't shrink your head or your waist. Fucking retard. Don't expect free stuff. Just pay for it. We all know you rented that car. Please, good, don't edit your stage photo. Good will find you. Lastly, don't be a cunt. Don't be a shitfluencer. There's real opportunity in this game. And if you wanna learn how to properly influence, comment the word opportunity, and I'll show you exactly the way I'm doing it right now.