@delamomanny
TikTok · Single Take
@delamomanny Top 3 ways to make money outside of your day job
@delamomanny
TikTok · Single Take
@delamomanny Top 3 ways to make money outside of your day job
Performance
Video #23663 · Single Take
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The creator delivers a deadpan, three-point listicle on making extra money, starting with standard advice like side gigs, abruptly pivoting to an absurd, highly detailed satirical guide on becoming a drug kingpin for point two, and seamlessly returning to conventional advice about index funds for point three to maximize the comedic contrast.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 45%
Three ways to make money outside of your day job
Verbal hook · 50%
Here are three ways to make money outside of your day job.
Visual hook · 5%
Medium close-up of the speaker looking directly into the camera with a deadpan expression, wearing a prominent wireless microphone, with a numbered list text overlay appearing next to him.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Present a highly standard, value-driven listicle premise to attract a broad audience and set a serious, educational expectation.
Payoff
The viewer is left reeling from the extreme contrast between the professional delivery and the absurd middle content, driving high engagement through confused or amused comments and shares.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Deadpan Absurdity Sandwich
Establish credibility with a mundane, highly searchable premise and a normal first point, then completely shatter expectations with an unhinged, escalating second point delivered in the exact same deadpan tone, before returning to normalcy for the final point to cement the comedic contrast.
The Credibility Anchor
Deliver a completely standard, expected piece of advice to solidify the premise, establish authority, and lower the viewer's guard.
The Deadpan Derailment
Introduce the second item, which rapidly escalates into extreme absurdity, taboo, or highly specific unhinged behavior, delivered with the exact same professional cadence and detailed rationale as the first point.
The Return to Normalcy
Snap back to a completely standard, boring final point, ignoring the previous absurdity entirely to maximize the comedic whiplash.
Top 3 ways to make money outside of your day job
title · throughout
Three ways to make money outside of your day job
informational · beginning
1. Side gigs 2. 3.
informational · middle
1. Side gigs 2. Get your trap jumping 3.
informational · end
1. Side gigs 2. Get your trap jumping 3. Index funds
Here are three ways to make money outside of your day job. Number one, side gigs, DoorDash, Instacart, Spark, which is the Walmart equivalent, are all great options. I prefer these options as opposed to ride sharing because with gas prices as high as they are and the maintenance and wear and tear on your car, I just don't think Uber or Lyft are a profitable side gig. Number two, get on the next affordable flight to Mexico. Acquire 10 kilograms of pure uncut Colombian white. Bring it back across state lines. Break it down. Hire foot soldiers. Take over your block. Poison your community. Tier be a little tough at the beginning, but the streets will harden your heart. Userp your kingpin. Change the financial trajectory of your bloodline with blood money. Get your rank jumping. Number three, I'm a big fan of index funds. Index fund is simply a collection or group of stocks, BigFang or the S and P five hundred as a whole. I like these as opposed to individually picking stocks because very few traders actually beat the market.