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Thyme and Cale.
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It's been too long.
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Oh. Hey, Eric.
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We haven't seen you since-
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You fired me?
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Yeah, that's actually what I'm here to talk to you guys about.
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You were being way too nice to customers. We can't rehire you.
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Yeah, I'm sorry man. That was our final decision.
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It's been three years.
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I'm not here to ask for my job back.
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So you're just, like, here to say hi?
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Well, I'm on a healing journey.
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My therapist said it'd be a great time for me to let go of the heartbreak of losing my dream job.
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Look man, it's nothing personal.
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You just weren't a great, or good, or even okay barista.
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Yeah, you were saying crazy things to customers like, "Have a nice day."
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It was really inappropriate.
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I know. That's why I decided to switch careers.
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Now I'm a-
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Bartender? Librarian? Paint mixer? Crossing guard? Lifeguard? Life coach. Astrologer? Botanist? Pop star.
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I know, I know. It's not the same. But sometimes your dreams aren't realistic and you have to evolve.
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We're gonna need a bigger borough for all these pop stars.
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At least he found something he's actually good at.
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I had to process this emotional roller coaster of losing my dream job and the best way I could do it was through song.
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So this one's called "Miss Me More."
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So when you're cry-
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Wait, you're gonna sing it now?
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Well, I mean, you guys don't listen to Top 40, like, how else are you gonna hear the song?