A man representing old-school Queens culture enters a modern, gentrified cafe and engages the two 'woke' baristas in a conversation about their origins and the neighborhood's changes. After a series of comedic misunderstandings about their names, backgrounds, and the cafe's politically correct policies, he decides to leave without ordering. The baristas then charge him a '$25 menu explanation fee,' which he pays along with a large tip before leaving, causing the baristas to question if they were 'too nice'.
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Episode 80: Queens Native visits the shop featuring @jaekicho 🌏✌️Starring @winnie_thepooj as Thyme and @darrylgenejr as Cale
Thanks to: Director @nitay.dagan, DP/Color @eyalbaucohen, Sr. Editor + Sound Mix @fogelmusic, Original Music @buona.notte, Sound Recording @verronicahein, Props + PA @hannahmeholick, and Associate Producer @torijeanine!
Transcript
No. What's going on? This neighborhood has changed a lot. Native New Yorker? Yeah. I'm from Queens. Queens. We love Queens. Literally love. Let me guess. Ridgewood? Exactly. Wait. There's other places in Queens? I was actually born in Korea, spent some time in China, grew up in Queens. I was just curious. Where are you guys from? Portland, Oregon. Right. Of course. But anywhere else, try to figure out the original source code here. We came from best. Into dust, we shall return. You know what? Tell me this. What are your names? Thyme. Is that Punjabi? And kale. And that's a vegetable where your parents' farm is. Vegetables are propaganda. I'm a leafy green. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you look like you're affiliated with the Indian Subcontinent, and you look like you're the original man. Big ups to Africa. Do you, like, work at the IRS? Are you from the US Census? Tier owe me $87. My apologies. I didn't mean to come off icy. Let me just get a black Americano. Keep it short. I don't want the water all the way to the top. Oh, we don't serve short drinks to men anymore. Why not? We don't wanna contribute to male insecurity, especially in the loneliness epidemic. Pray for a cure. Well, what kind of food do you guys have? Today, we have a sprouted buckwheat, eggplant muffin, and flourless edamame sweet potato scones. Wow. Interesting. Did you grow up eating this? The early two thousands were a very dark place for vegetables and plant based cuisines It was the BBM era. Before Beyond Meat. You know what? I'm just gonna eat back home in Queens. Appreciate you guys. Thank you so much. But but you're not gonna pay? Yeah. We saw on TikTok that you always pay. But I didn't order any. We have a $25 menu explanation fee. And we explained. That's a lot of money for participation. You You know what? I got you. Now you have all my data as well. Peace and blessings, y'all. Oh, 60% tip. We were too nice. Hope he doesn't leave a good review.