Comparing watch brands to wrestlersfrom @peter_reitano

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If watch rank were WWF wrestlers, Rolex is Hulk Hogan, the biggest name in the business. Your dad knows him. Your grandma knows him. Hugely important to the entire industry. And at this point, some people hate him mostly because he's too famous. Omega is tier rank, charismatic, legitimately great, enormous mainstream appeal, and absolutely furious that you keep talking about Hulk Hogan. Patek Philippe is the undertaker. Ancient, revered, moves slowly, barely needs to speak. Everyone just understands that you're supposed to respect him. Audemars Piguet is stone cold Steve Austin. He basically built rank entire career around one move. But when that move is the Royal Oak, you keep doing that move. Cartier is Shawn Michaels. Pretty stylish, slightly flamboyant. Technically, one of the greatest to ever do it. And somehow, thirty years later, cooler than half the new guys. Graham Seiko is Better Hart, not the biggest name, not the flashiest, but ask someone who really knows what they're talking about, and you'll get a forty five minute lecture about technical perfection, craftsmanship, and why he's actually the best there ever was. And honestly, they might have a point. Richard Mille has to be Ric Flair, loud, expensive, completely ridiculous, and looks like money threw up on him. Hublot is the mis. Everyone says they hate him. The purists don't respect him. Everyone makes fun of him. Nobody you know will admit to being a fan. And yes, he's been here for twenty years. He's still making money. And apparently, somebody keeps buying tickets. Tudor is Cody Rhodes, comes from a famous family. He spent years trying to establish an identity outside of it. Eventually, he became a genuine star on his own right. Tag Heuer is John Best, absolutely massive in the two thousands. Watched and I spent years pretending they didn't like him, and now everyone's suddenly like, you know what? He was actually pretty good. Casio is Mick Foley. Doesn't look expensive, doesn't act important, gets thrown off a building, hit with a chair, set on fire, and still works. And finally, in Victor. I was debating between Andre the Giant and the ultimate warrior, but it's got to be ultimate warrior. Loud, absolutely enormous, completely insane, has a surprisingly dedicated fanbase, and apparently all the other watch brands hate him because he genuinely sucks at his job and is an embarrassment to the entire industry.