@rspb
Instagram · Carousel
@rspb We politely request your eyes upon these rather well-mannered and respectful Red Squirrels.\n \nExcept for number 8. Not a polite squirrel.
@rspb
Instagram · Carousel
@rspb We politely request your eyes upon these rather well-mannered and respectful Red Squirrels.\n \nExcept for number 8. Not a polite squirrel.
Performance
Video #9821 · Carousel
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A 10-slide carousel by the RSPB that humorously rates red squirrels on a scale of 'politeness'. Each slide features a high-quality photo of a squirrel with text overlays assigning them human personality traits and a numerical score out of 10.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 55%
Rating Red Squirrels on their politeness*
Verbal hook · 30%
We politely request your eyes upon these rather well-mannered and respectful Red Squirrels.
Visual hook · 15%
High-quality, cute close-up photography of red squirrels with expressive faces and poses.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Introduce the subject and the arbitrary, humorous metric by which they will be judged, explicitly establishing the subjective authority of the creator.
Payoff
Break the established rating scale with an exaggerated, definitively perfect score to provide a satisfying, definitive conclusion to the list.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Absurd Anthropomorphic Rating Scale
Assigning highly specific, relatable human traits and arbitrary numerical ratings to non-human or inanimate subjects to create humor and drive swipe completion.
The Baseline Archetypes
Establish the slide format using easily recognizable human personas (e.g., the rule-follower, the complainer) applied to the visual subject to train the reader on how to consume the carousel.
The Escalating Specificity
Deepen the humor and maintain swipe momentum by introducing increasingly niche, relatable, or absurd emotional states (e.g., the panicker, the introvert).
The Caption Callback / The Outlier
Deliver on a specific expectation or 'easter egg' set in the post's caption by presenting a subject that completely fails the established metric, acting as a narrative pattern interrupt.
We politely request your eyes upon these rather well-mannered and respectful Red Squirrels.\n \nExcept for number 8. Not a polite squirrel.
title · photo_0
Rating Red Squirrels on their politeness* *As decided by the RSPB social team
informational · photo_1
This squirrel would queue without complaining. A polite squirrel. Polite Red Squirrels 7/10
informational · photo_2
This squirrel would like to speak to the manager. (This squirrel is not particularly polite). Polite Red Squirrels 4/10
informational · photo_3
This squirrel is acting polite to hide a crime. Polite, but performative. Polite Red Squirrels 5/10
informational · photo_4
This squirrel is waiting to be introduced. (He is eager to make a good impression). An exceptionally polite squirrel. Polite Red Squirrels 9.5/10
informational · photo_5
This squirrel would ask if you need anything while panicking. Overwhelmed. But unwaveringly polite. Polite Red Squirrels 8/10
informational · photo_6
This squirrel has no plan. Politeness unknown. Tail: immaculate. Polite Red Squirrels 5/10
informational · photo_7
This squirrel is very politely pretending we don't exist. A polite little introvert. Polite Red Squirrels 8.5/10
informational · photo_8
This squirrel will not share snacks. This squirrel is giving deliberate side-eye. This is not a polite squirrel. Polite Red Squirrels 3/10
informational · photo_9
This squirrel is the politest of them all. There has never been a politer squirrel. Polite Red Squirrels 100/10