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Episode 13: Grace is new to New York featuring @gracereiter1 🍎🏙️🚇 Starring @winnie_thepooj as Thyme and @darrylgenejr as Kale. Thanks to: Director/Editor @nitay.dagan, DP/Post Effects, Sound, and Color @eyalbaucohen, Sound @morinromero, Associate Producer @hannahmeholick, and @larryscaphe for the space! ☕️
#brooklyn #nyc #coffeeshop #williamsburg #bushwick #barista #comedy #corporate #manhattan #nyctransplant
Transcript
This place is just as cool as it was on the New York Times. What? Oh, no. I'm gonna be dealing with so many normies. When am I supposed to write haikus and post to my Marxist Spongebob meme account? You guys are so Brooklyn. I'm obsessed with it. I just learned about gay people the other day. I think I might be one of them, but I don't know. Don't tell mom. I just moved here from Ohio, like, a week ago. I'm so ready to take the city by storm. Are you gonna order? I will have a carob, lemongrass, poppy seed, flowerless scone, please. You can only get those if you're a Triple Leo? I know. I follow you on Instagram. You want anything else? Maybe we could, like, hang out or something. We could get tattoos or go vintage shopping or go to, like, a underground warehouse party and do k. We could take the subway until it stops, and then we could get off and walk back. Wait. That's actually a mood. We could, like, put an tier tag in someone's back to see what, like, an average New Yorker's life is like. That's a crime. I have six air tags right now running. That's my ex. We could get piercings. Oh, I can't. I'm working on my Freudian psychosexual sculpture garden. I can't do anything until I finish the glass blowing mixtape. It's a lot of brass. I love it. Give me a little hit of it. That was it. I can see your third eye is blinking. And you guys are only open, like, two hours out of the day. Like, what else are you doing? Well, canoeing through the seas of late stage capitalism is exhausting. What if I got a job here? Oh. I know all the milks by heart. Walnut, pistachio, cashew, oat, and raw goat's milk. And I know the difference between cocoa and cacao. We could use an unpaid intern. And I'll pay you. I mean, the experience I'm getting is, like, incredible. And plus, my mom's the CEO of Walmart. Okay. Cool. You're hired. Thank you. You will not regret this. I got the job, mom. No. It's the New York City dream.