Ranking oil companies with fake statsfrom @goodworkmb

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Who's the best oil company of all time? I wanted to look at the advanced stats. So I went to companyreference.com. A lot of people say ExxonMobil. And if you look at their specific stats like assist, that's how many people they've helped, and that's tier. So that's good. And HR here, that's how many HR employees they have, and that's also zero. That's that's really good. But if you look at OPS, that's only four, and that here is overthrown better states. So that means that ExxonMobil has only done about four coups. Compare that with BP, and you'll see their OPS is 12. But for them, it means oil pool spilled. They also have zero hour, and they have five assists because they saved a couple ducks back in 2010. If you scroll down, you can see offensive stats, and that's the amount of offensive stuff CEOs have said. There's also WAR, which doesn't stand for WAR. It stands for Worse actively running, which tells you how many conflicts BP is actively funding. That's a really strong case for BP. Yeah. A lot of people will say Standard Oil. Like, look. Yes. Most valuable company, 12 tier, 10 times Bad of the Year. But if you look at their league stats, they literally had zero competition. They were 41 time industry champions. I mean, they were putting down oil pipes with no competition. They were literally plumbers back then.