@spaceboycole
Instagram · Talking Head Edit
@spaceboycole @costco Needs new merch
@spaceboycole
Instagram · Talking Head Edit
@spaceboycole @costco Needs new merch
Performance
Video #9497 · Talking Head Edit
[01]
The creator critiques Costco's existing merchandise and proposes a complete hypothetical redesign. He systematically presents a series of original streetwear concepts—including hoodies, tees, and accessories—inspired by iconic Costco elements like the hot dog combo and rotisserie chicken, pitching the collection directly to the brand.
[02]
[03]
[04]
[05]
What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 35%
COOL
Verbal hook · 50%
Designing cool shit for Costco.
Visual hook · 15%
Creator wearing sunglasses indoors holding a wired microphone next to a monitor displaying the word 'COOL' in blue text.
[06]
Steal this for your own video
has the worst , so I redesigned their entire from scratch.
[07]
The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The Creative Declaration: Immediately establishing the goal of redesigning a specific brand's assets.
Payoff
The Collaboration Callout: A direct challenge to the brand to make the concepts a reality.
[08]
The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Speculative Rebrand
Leveraging brand affinity to propose a hypothetical, improved product line that escalates from practical designs to meme-centric viral objects.
The Status Quo Rejection
Briefly displaying and dismissing the existing offerings to create a 'market gap' for the new designs.
The Credibility Anchor
Introducing the first few items as high-quality, wearable staples to establish design competence and trust.
The Functional Twist
Presenting an item that solves a specific user friction (e.g., ID access) to add utility to the aesthetic appeal.
The Meme Escalation
Transitioning from standard merchandise to items that reference specific 'inside jokes' or lore associated with the brand.
The Objectification Climax
Revealing the most absurd items that mimic physical objects or food, maximizing shock value and shareability.
The Ecosystem View
Displaying all individual items together in a single frame to demonstrate the cohesiveness of the collection.
@costco Needs new merch
title · beginning
COOL
branding · beginning
Costco Wholesale
informational · middle
GOLD STAR MEMBER
informational · middle
ALWAYS $1.50 THE ORIGINAL DOG!
informational · middle
Fresh Baked PIZZA
informational · middle
SEASONED ROTISSERIE CHICKEN
informational · middle
1.50
Designing cool shit for Costco. I would do a whole new merch collection because just this ain't it. Starting off strong with the good star members only hoodie. The original dog tier shirt with this retro illustration. The leather Costco card case where the back has a cutout no if you put your ID in you rank become a member. This crewneck with an air brush hot dog, the good star member trucker hat, a sweater printed with the iconic hot dog image, and then a hot dog scarf that has all the information including the price. The $1.50 hoodie, a tote bag that looks like the iconic pizza box, a hot dog pillow, a leather tote that's printed like the Kirkland rotisserie chicken, and the rotisserie chicken pillow, the full Costco collection. Costco. Let's make this happen.