A man in running gear enthusiastically enters a coffee shop late at night, relieved to find it open. He interacts with two judgmental baristas, ordering a sugary drink and explaining his run club's routine, which they mock as "the gentrification circuit." The runner reveals he uses the club to get male attention despite being married, and invites the male barista, who declines with an artistic excuse before the runner lists his many anxieties as the reason he runs. The video ends with the male barista singing a song he created from a grocery list as the runner leaves.
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Episode 64: Run Club Member visits the shop featuring @zachschiffman 🏃🏽♀️🏃🏼♂️ Starring @winnie_thepooj as Thyme and @darrylgenejr as Cale
Thanks to: Director @nitay.dagan, DP/Color @eyalbaucohen, Lead Editor @nitay.dagan, Assistant Editor @hudsonmakesmovies, Sound Mix @raananfogel, Sound Recording @verronicahein, Associate Producer @hannahmeholick, Production Coordinator @torijeanine and @larryscaphe for the space!
Transcript
Oh my good. Perfect. You guys are open. Coffee shops are never open this late. We're only open at night during the winter solstice. Then I need a pick me up for my worse? I'm in a run club. You would be. What can I get you? I will have a white chocolate jelly donut latte with a cup of whole milk and two packs sugar in the roll. Who do you think we are, Ben and Jerry? How about a sunflower seed protein latte with buckwheat milk? Whatever. Just fill it up. Wait. Actually, in here. Do you guys, like, run the marathon, get tendonitis, and then post about it on LinkedIn? So we start at the Bedford Apple Tier, and then we run to the Bedford Whole Foods, and then we take sweaty dating app pictures of each other, and then we over to a bar. The gentrification circuit. It's so rewarding being in a flow state like that, but I actually don't do it for the workout. Really? No. I do it to meet people. Like, hot people. Yeah. I hear that's how all the normies are meeting these days. Did you find someone in the club? No. I'm actually a monogamous marriage. That's so rude. It's a really just good way to get prescheduled male attention every now and then. You should join. Yeah. I don't think I would. No. Not you. You. I can't. I'm too busy repurposing other people's grocery lists into song lyrics. Put the lime and the coconut and mix it all up. What are you people running away from anyway? Rank anxiety, you know? But then also the governor of Vermont, my ex roommate's tax accountant, the concept of mortality as a whole, and then I've been having a nightmare situation with the better patrol in Portugal. Good. I got this on Black Friday, and I named it Teresa. You can't live without mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise Forget the relish, are you white At a cookout? I think not