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Episode 98: Brooklyn Gossip visits the shop featuring @owenthiele 📣💁🏾♂️🗣️ Starring @winnie_thepooj as Thyme and @darrylgenejr as Cale
Thanks to: Gossip Recipient V.O. @amitawow, Director @winnie_thepooj, DP @clegg.film, Editorial Director @nitay.dagan, AC @brandon.gnz_, Sr. Editor + Sound Mix @fogelmusic, Color @josephpyao, Sound Recording @data_dawg, Original Music @buona.notte, Production Intern @astoldbyricki, and Associate Producer @torijeanine!
Transcript
Oh, my Good. You guys will not believe it's he I just heard. No. We don't wanna hear it. Wait. Why? We no longer engage in gossip as a statement against the tabloid culture of the early two thousands. Yeah. It's like really y two ks of us. No. That's really, really mature. Especially because you know everyone involved. So yeah. Wait. Who exactly is involved? I thought you didn't wanna know. Just tell us who it's about and then you can leave right after. I was gonna order something. No. You weren't. I wasn't. No. Okay. So that guy Juniper wrote a really emotional poem about the Iguanas Canal and then Willow heard it, stole it, performed it at poetry night, and it went viral. I cannot believe people still copy poetry. Sheep bumbling around the hood. Juniper, started a GoFundMe for emotional and artistic damages. Do you think we can donate via flip phone? Probably not. And you know that girl, Dandelion? Oh, yeah. From the polythrple of acupuncturist. Yes. So Dandy stayed at Juniper's house until 12:01AM, which is A minute best their cutoff, and that throuple does not do sleepovers past midnight. Exactly. Oh. I thought I was the only one to know that. Wait. So, like, are they breaking up? Well, no. They're looking for a fourth. Preferably a ceramicist. Good. And then I heard DJ NJ Transit and DJ SSRI are both playing secret shows in the IKEA parking lot at the exact same time. I'm definitely seeing SSRI. I cannot stop listening to her music, and I've tried. And DJ NJ Transit is always delayed. Yeah. Well, at least they haven't heard about what happened to us. Time. Shush. I'm sorry. What happened to you guys? No. You can tell me. Come on. I'm a lockbox. I'm a secret keeper. Okay. Last week, we bad a couple of five star reviews from Google, and it was very unsettling. Yeah. One girl called us delightful, and another person brought their parents. It was just a real wake up call for us. That is horrible. You guys do not deserve that. We didn't. Hi. Hi. Hi. You will not believe what I just heard. No those baristas completely lost their edge. They're practically a blank street. Yeah. It's like a Starbucks or something in here. You cannot be vulnerable around Best. The silent generation had a point.