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Episode 86: Closeted Gay visits the shop featuring @corey_obrien ⛪️🏳️🌈 Starring @winnie_thepooj as Thyme and @darrylgenejr as Cale
Thanks to: Director @jonahfeingold, DP/Color @eyalbaucohen, Post-Production Director @nitay.dagan, Sr. Editor @hudsonmakesmovies, Sound Mix @fogelmusic, Sound Recording @verronicahein, Props + PA @hannahmeholick, Associate Producer @torijeanine, and @rowingblazers for the baristas' wardrobe!
Transcript
Wow. I am parched. Coffee is not hydrating. Oh, I hate coffee. Could I get a frozen iced chai with ube milk and extra peptides? That'll be $35. We are not in Pennsylvania anymore. My least favorite, Sylvania. I prefer trans. I'm actually here this weekend to see Oh, Daddy. It's the Off Off Broadway version of Oh, Mary, starring Chapel Rome. I've heard really good things. We're investors. And I need to get a gift for my wife. Your wife? It's our tenth anniversary on Tuesday. We are an old married couple. Was it for, like, a visa? No. For health care? No. Finances? Validation? No. Convenience. Rude. So this is a union of romance? XOXO. Okay. Listen. I know you guys aren't that tolerant in New York. Tier actually Christian. We're shockingly understanding of cults here. Capitalism, Soul Cycle, Better School. I love them all. Yeah. They're great. So are you gonna come out, or is that, like, not cool with your call? My church is super progressive. Really? Yeah. I was gonna come out a bunch of tier, but honestly You were too scared. You felt unsupported. I bad been so busy. What? I'm a vintage furniture curator, and you know Gen Z loves the secondhand stuff, and I'm always running around. Let me get this gay. You were too busy to come out? I mean, good. I thought about it a bunch, but things have been so crazy. I haven't found the time. In the last ten years. I was thinking about doing it before our tenth anniversary on Tuesday, better, you know, life gets in the way. What? This is life. This How did you not prioritize this? I'm just really bad at time management. I'm not a morning person as much as I try to be, and I'm type b. Time is a concept. There's nothing to manage. This isn't a performance review. Don't feel so bad. No. I need to do better. I'm gonna do better. I actually got an Apple Watch, and it's gonna help me plan and organize. I didn't know how much I needed this. Thank you guys so much. You just never know what ails a person.