A corporate intern enters an anti-capitalist coffee shop and attempts to buy coffee with a company card, boasting about his corporate life. The two baristas react with disdain, correcting his culturally insensitive language and charging him absurd, made-up taxes for his order. After the intern pays the massive bill with his Ramp card, he gets a call and is fired by his boss, leading the baristas to celebrate his newfound 'freedom' from capitalism.
Post caption
Episode 49: Corporate Intern visits the shop featuring @the_varunrana 👔💳 Starring @tryramp as the Corporate Card, @winnie_thepooj as Thyme and @darrylgenejr as Cale
Thanks to: Director @nitay.dagan, DP/Color @eyalbaucohen, Editor & Sound Mix @raananfogel, Sound Recording @verronicahein, Associate Producer @hannahmeholick and @larryscaphe for the space!
#brooklyn #nyc #comedy #coffeeshop #satire #coffee #corporate #intern #financebro #9to5
Transcript
No. I'm grabbing some coffees for my bros at the office. They sent me out with the corporate card. Okay. Well, I might have to go home early today. I'm feeling nauseous. Take a deep breath and think socialist thoughts. Me and the bros bought out all the tables at the club last night, so if we could really use a pick me up. We don't believe in the use of caffeine for productivity. Yeah. We don't do coffee rank, and neither should you. Well, it's just my first week as an intern. I'm still working my way up the totem pole. One day, I could even become an analyst. One week, and you're already using the indigenous totem pole as a gruesome metaphor for capitalism. Their totem pole is not your corporate ranking system. Mhmm. Yo, just don't report me to HR, bro. Okay. Good, can I just get a black cold brew, an oat milk cappuccino, double shot of espresso, and an iced Americano? That'll be $525.62. Wait. What? It's a $100 corporation tax, an $82 labor tax. And a tax of $96.15 tier every time you say the word worse. Bro. $99.93. Inflation. Well, they did give me a rank card for corporate expenses, so here you go. Yes. What's good, boss? Are you serious? I've been working so hard. Bro. Wanna wait 32. Inflation. My boss just fired me for abusing the corporate card. I know Ramp gives him visibility and control, but it was just a coffee run. Congratulations. You are officially free from the shackles of corporate capitalist society. Oh, the seas you will sail, the marks you will read. Are you guys looking for interns? Oh, you can't better with us. Why not? All fired corporate employees are automatically booked on a one way trip to Southeast Asia to find themselves. Flight leaves from JFK to New Delhi in an hour. No. That's sick. Y'all just stay with my cousin. Good luck out there. And may capitalism never find you.