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Episode 71: Nut Milk Intern visits the shop featuring @thejackmaloney 🌰🥛 Starring @winnie_thepooj as Thyme and @darrylgenejr as Cale
Thanks to: Guest Director @anthonydimieri, DP/Color @eyalbaucohen, Lead Editor @nitay.dagan, Assistant Editor @hudsonmakesmovies, Sound Mix @fogelmusic, Sound Recording @verronicahein, Associate Producer @hannahmeholick, Production Coordinator @torijeanine and @larryscaphe for the space!
Transcript
Wow. This place is even cooler in person. You guys are super scary, just like everyone says. Are you like a tourist or something? It's giving flyover state. No. I'm actually just a little nervous because I came here to apply for the Nut Milk internship. I saw it on your social media this morning. Wait. Really? That was only up for four minutes to discourage people from applying. Saw it? Screenshotted it? I'm always looking for nut jobs. It's a very competitive position. Why should you become our new nut milk intern? I grew up around a lot of nuts better a Whole Foods and a gay bad. And nobody knows milk quite like me. Check it out. I said the better part of the last decade in Big Nut. What's your nut chart? Cashew sun, almond moon, out rising, and my Mercury's and Pistachio. Of worse, you're a cashew sun. My ex was rank almond moon. Really boring and reliable, but crunchy. What are the secret ingredients to any nut milk? Pink Himalayan sea salt, raw honey, pluralism, and a hint of regret. Taste best. What's in this milk? He's a chemist. An alchemist. Incredible technique. I'm getting notes of almond and watermelon seed with undertones of it's just raw goat's milk. Impressive palette for nuts. You're hired. Oh, my Good. That's nuts. I'm so excited. You do know this is an unpaid internship for street credit? Oh, yeah. No. I've really been struggling with that in Brooklyn. I need this. Everyone knows social currency is way more important than financial. Come back at the end of the next moon cycle and be ready to get your hands on some nuts. Oh, I'm always ready for that.